○● F R E N C H ○●
[x] You enjoy pastry.
[ ] You like to walk most places or ride a bus/train, not drive.
[ ] You enjoy wine.
[ ] You're rather rude to those who don't speak your language well
[ ] Love to speak formal French.
[x ] Butter and salt are your favourite condiments.
Total: 3

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 6


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.
Total: 2


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 3


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (Mum made me take it. I wanted to learn French.)
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x ] You know what platanos are. (ahaha.)

Total: 4


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villan as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 6


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[x ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. (No, but from SCOTLAND!)
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 5 (Why isn’t Scottish here??? I’m sad. Scots rule.)

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like (a) rap(song)
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[x ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You play an instrument.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x ] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school. (skipped it)
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6 (That’s a given. I’m actually a third or something German anyway.)

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x ] You say eh.
[x ] You know what poutine is.
[ x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 4


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 0 (How sad.)


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (ANY chocolate rules.)
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x ] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 4

○● D U T C H ○●

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ x] You are good at building/handywork/projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4

○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents /especially Egyptian/
[x ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 2

So I'm...lets see here. I'm British/German/Russian. Actually kinda true, 'cept I'm not Russian...XD
Thanks Le, I need to procrastinate.But now I'm off to work on my comic and something else so you won't get mad at me.